Thursday, 18 April 2019

Nearly home!


And so ends the holiday!
Almost 3 weeks of wonderful experiences.
But not quite.....
My brother Jim suggested a few places to visit in Germany.  So we did.
The last day we were deliberately close to Monschau.  Not because we understood, but because he suggested we visit.
We woke up to a cracking morning.  Chilly.  About 1 deg C when I woke up, but the prospect for the day was getting better and better and better.
We left Herren Commandant's campsite just on 9 am, and headed off for Monschau.

The Commandant was actually quite kind and pleasant to us really.  It was just that she barked her orders quite a lot.  Rules for this.  Rules for that.  Laminated signs on the inside of the loo door while you are having a poo.  Rules about washing up.  Rules about what to wear on your feet in the washroom.
Endless rules.
But hey!  We were on our last day, so what the heck.
We soon clapped eyes on a McDonalds, and swung the van into the car park, just as a lorry was loading burger buns into McD's.

Ruth did a swift calculation and it was later ratified by the staff at McD's.  They have a delivery of 8800 burger buns, every 2 days!  And it wasn't a busy McD's.
Strangely this fascinated my dearest, to the point of asking the driver of the lorry, the cashier, the manager, and Uncle Tom Cobbly and All how many buns they use.
Super fast wifi in this McD's, and super clean loos, and we were on our way to Monschau.
What a gem!
The JWs taking their place among the crowds, but chatting away to themselves instead of saving the world!

Delightful little place.  Quaint, picturesque, charming, pretty, unspoilt, nestling in the valley with a stream running through.



We paused to spend a happy couple of hours here, walking to a viewpoint up on the hillside for a great view of the town.

Then down, to find that we had got a ticket on the window of the van.
Not to worry.  It had no serial number, and wasn't official.  Just a polite reminder that I was parked in a 'residents only' parking platz.  Kind people.
We drove out of town to find a picnic area for our lunch.  After 10 minutes we pulled over.  We were actually on the Belgian/German border.
Delightful in every way.
We stopped for our lunch, and then drove on.
We didn't stop until we reached Dunkirk.
Slight hold-ups on the ring road round Brussels, but other than that, nothing to report.
Arriving at the port 4 hours early, we tried our luck for an earlier ferry.  We were booked on the 10 pm ferry, but she put us on the 8 pm ferry instead.
Not a busy night for travellers!  It soon got a bit busier.

What a bonus.
We had a few minutes shut eye, and then were boarding for Dover.
Home safe and sound at 10.30 pm.
3 weeks.  3000 miles done.  Rome at the furthest point, and back.  Taking whatever route we fancied.
Lots and lots of wonderful experiences.
The top of the list for me has to be the beautiful scenery of the mountainous parts of our journey.
All other tourist attractions pale into insignificance.

Wednesday, 17 April 2019

Rain on the Rhine, and homeward bound

The penultimate day of our little holiday on ze continent.  
When we left UK on 28 March, we still didn’t know if we would be Europeans 24 hours later, or whether we would need passports to get back in at Dover.
As it has turned out, we are still Europeans.  At least, for a little bit longer.

After a great time busking yesterday in Gaggenau, Germany, we set off to find a campsite for the night.
Ruth found one.  On the banks of the River Rhine, near Rudesheim.
We had decided to follow the river up towards home.
Soon after we settled in for the evening, it began to rain.  And it rained all night long.
In the morning, it was as dull as ditchwater outside, so we packed our things and took to the road.
By 10 am we were on our way, heading in the general direction of North.  No stars to guide us, just SatNav and Google Maps.
The aim was not clear, but to see how the day panned out for us.
The first stop was to have a look at Rudescheim (on the Rhine).  Not the other one with the same name.  A pretty little village with a tiny square and a big church.
Rudescheim

We bought some lunch at a Lidl en route, and sat there in their car park overlooking the Rhine, as we watched the barges plying their way up and down the mighty river.

Then it was on to Koblenz.  This is where the Rhine and the Moselle meet.  A short break there to see what it was like.  A longer stop in Koblenz another time, maybe.  It looks like a place with a lot to see.



The route was to take us to Monschau, but we never got that far today.  Mostly because I saw signs for Nurburgring.  This, for the uninitiated, is a race track where for 30 Euros, one can drive one’s own car round the track at whatever speed you like.  I stopped to look at the nutters driving round in their Porsches, BMWs, and Mercs.  It looked a lot of fun.  So we pulled in at the information desk to enquire if we could (yes, wait for it…..) take our campervan on the track.
Our van at Nurburgring!

The first girl I asked was unsure.  She asked her senior mate, who was at least 3 years older than her.  She in turn, went to a back room to make sure of the rules.  She came back in and asked if my windows were black in the side of our van.
Unsure of what the correct answer ought to be, I truthfully said, “Yes”.  
To which she replied that as they were black windows, it would not be possible.  And in any case, they wouldn’t let us do it today, either.

Nurburgring

A very slight moment of disappointment possessed me for a microsecond.  Not to worry.  Let’s move on.
Ruth was having none of this however.  She insisted that we did something there.
So we took ourselves to the go-karting track and had a session in the go-karts.  Suffice to say, that it was great fun, and I am NOT going to tell you who came last out of the 8 karts in our 10 minute heat!
We had to wear a balaclava under our crash helmets.  Ruth looked like she was wearing a Nurburgring burkha.


Moving on from there, we struggled to find a campsite.  You should have seen me drive once we had left that Nurburgring car park.  Lewis Hamilton, - I was!
Eventually we found one.  It had great reviews.  So we headed for it.
Camp Hammer, near Nationalpark Eifel, Germany.  Not far from the Belgian border.  In a beautiful part of the country.  But still just in Germany.
Camp Hammer, Germany

At the campsite entrance, I parked up near the Reception.  I thought that was kind of sensible, but the camp commandant soon appeared, and told me to reverse back to the area designated for those wanting to book in.  It was a few paces back.
The booking in process was far from simple.  She needed to know virtually everything from my inside-leg measurement to my mother’s maiden name before we were admitted.
Then she issued us with two sheets of A4 laminated paper, for us to read the rules before she would accept our booking.
Then she told us that we needed to pay 20 Euros deposit for the swipe-card entry card.  
And the full price of the night’s camping in advance.
Plus it was another 1 Euro to use the showers!
Halfway through this process she opened the window to bark at some small kids who were abusing the table-tennis area.  They were quick to straighten up their act, I can tell you!
By this time I’d lost my patience with the woman!  Ruth had to deal with Herren Commandant.
The final blow came.
She would only accept CASH.  
No credit cards, or bank cards accepted.  I guess that’s one reason why the German economy is so strong.  No credit.
This was where I got the last laugh though.  
Although the whole procedure was fantastically more complicated than it should have been, my revenge was wonderfully satisfying.
We have busked a few times while on this holiday, and had built up quite a reserve of small denominations coinage of Euros.  If she wouldn’t take my credit card (and it seems quite a normal thing in German campsites), then she would have to take my CASH.  I didn’t have enough notes.  It would have to be coins!  Yippee!  At least I wouldn’t come home with loads of Euro coins.
43 Euros, in glorious coinage!   My evening was made up!
We went for a meal in their bistro, and asked first if they took credit cards.  
The commandant went to ask.
Yes! 
We would be the first people to use a credit card in their bistro!!
A lovely meal of schwein schnitzel (breaded pork, deep fried, with chips) mit pommes fritz (or is it frittes?).
A great end tho our next to last day.


Tuesday, 16 April 2019

Black Forest and Busking in Gaggenau, Germany


We set off from our Black Forest campsite by 9 am, and soon were at a viewing point overlooking fantastic countryside.

We stopped to take a photo, and asked a German van driver to take out picture.  He obliged, and told us about various facets of the area.  For example, we didn't realise that we were so close to France.  We were just a few kms away!
He told us to visit Kaiser Wilhelm's tower for a really good view, which we did.  He kindly followed us back up the road to the junction where we needed to turn.
After a 1km walk, we were at the Kaiser's tower.

161 steps to the top, and a commanding view of the countryside with hills (nay, mountains) all around us.  
Spectacular!
Mr German van driver told us that we were about 900 metres high.  That's about as high as Snowdon!
Glorious.
From there we traveled on and came to a town, called Gaggenau.  I suggested that we stopped and busked for a while.  

We didn't know the name of the town until we were leaving.  
Gaggenau.
What a lovely little town.
We busked for 45 minutes and had a wonderful time.  The locals really appreciated our music.
Well, not all of the locals!  
We had just started packing up when a bulky German came up and started talking to us.  We didn't understand what he said, but we understood his body-language perfectly well!  We are pretty sure he was a town official.  A shame they don't listen to the townspeople, who really like it.
Trouble with the thought police in Gaggenau!

He wanted us to finish.   A bit of a shame for him really, because we had already finished!
He was grumpy.
The rest of the punters loved it.

Monday, 15 April 2019

Busking in Memmingen, Germany.

After a good night's sleep at the campsite we stayed in just about 2 weeks ago, we hit the road.  But before we started for home, we had a wee-short busk in Memmingen.
We felt like we knew the ropes in Memmingen.
A brass or bronze model of Memmingen, Germany

It was a 20 minute drive from our campsite, in the wrong direction.  But the fact that we knew where we could park, where the town centre was, where we could busk, etc, made it worthwhile.
The lady in the German equivalent of Specsavers had come out last time (2 weeks ago) and told us the rules were that you can busk for an hour, and then you have to move on.  So Ruth gallantly went to her shop and told her that we were going to busk for "ONE HOUR", in her loudest English so that she would understand.  The Specsaver lady remembered us and beamed benevolently at Ruth, and granted us, her "permission".
We got on with it.
After a few minutes, and a couple of songs we got into conversation with a couple of Germans.  The lady couldn't speak English, but the guy had spent several years in Canada, and was fluent in English.
We had a good chat with them, about our music, ballroom dancing, politics, Brexit, - you name it, - after a while we felt they were our best buddies.
We were surprised at his view on Brexit.  He felt that us Brits may have actually be doing the right thing by leaving the EU!!  We didn't think we would find anyone over in Europe who was sympathetic to us Brits.  This guy was!
We left town with our pockets full of Euros and headed to the north of the Black Forest, and chose a campsite there.
What a beautiful part of the world.  I wish we had more time to explore the Black Forest.
The rest of our day was just driving.
But through some idyllic scenery.

Sunday, 14 April 2019

Into Germany, and the Fairy-tale castle.

We woke up early this morning to find that the temperature had dropped to zero overnight!
The journey from Imst to Illertissen in Germany wasn’t that far, and the journey across the Alps via the Fern Pass looked like it might be a bit foggy.  But as soon as we were on the road, we discovered that the journey might be a bit snowy!  I was just a little bit glad that I didn't have to put the snow-chains on. But it was close.  A bit more overnight, and I would have needed them.

The trees dripped with fresh snow like a dusting of icing sugar on a Christmas cake.  
Another look around at our region caused us to spot that we weren’t far from Neuschwanstein fairy-tale castle, as depicted in Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang. 
Ruth was desperate to go!
This picture is not in black and white.  This is how the colour picture turned out.

Personally, I was afraid of the child-catcher, and wasn’t quite so keen, but we went all the same.
On arrival, the parking situation was cleverly sewn up by the Germans.  9.50 Euros to park a campervan!!  A sharp intake of breath across my front teeth, and we went in.
Finding the was easy.  Just follow the crowds to the ticket office!  
Once there, a sign displayed that there were NO TICKETS until 4.40 pm!!!
Wow!  
Disappointment set in, and we didn’t want to wait for over 3 hours just to have a look inside.  An outside view was free of charge, and so we made do with that.
30 minutes of climbing up a l-o-n-g path.
If we were cold at the start, we certainly weren’t by the time we had got to the top.  
It didn’t disappoint!  Fantastic castle, with fantastic views over the countryside.
Sadly, they don’t come out well on the camera, but just believe me.  

It’s lovely.
Another "plus" was that on leaving the car park, the machine 'only' charged me 7 Euros for parking for 3hours!
As we left the car park, the barrier machine said, "Gut Fart"!!
We think that meant something like "have a nice day".
We drove on to a site we had stayed at just two weeks ago, in Illertissen, Germany.

Saturday, 13 April 2019

Leaving Italy


Oh my word!  What a time we've had.
Italy!  Goodbye for now. 
Ruth was a bit sad to be leaving. 

We drove from Bologna, to Verona, and the plan was to have a look round Verona.
Sadly this didn't happen, and so we kept moving.
At one point I realised that I had followed SatNav onto an autoroute, peage, toll motorway, call it what you will, and found that it was ONLY for Telepass customers.  That is, it was only for those that had the equivalent of a DartPass (on the Dartford Crossing).
As I didn't have a Telepass, that meant that the barrier wouldn't automatically raise itself as I approached.  I was therefore, STUCK.
I quickly instructed my co-driver to don a Hi-Vis yellow jacket, and take a bright torch, so that I could reverse out of the mess I'd gotten into.
She obliged.
And I reversed as quickly as I could the 50 or so metres that made up the entry to the toll motorway.
A very helpful Italian at the roundabout that I was coming backwards towards, in the wrong direction, assessed the situation well.  He put on his hazard warning lights and STOPPED in the roundabout.
Despite the honking of other annoyed Italians, and their mad career round the obstacle course in front of them, he held his nerve as we backed up onto the roundabout, and disappeared into the distance!

Phew!  I hope I'm not on CCTV anywhere.  It would be very embarrassing.

In the end we were within striking distance of Austria, and so we drove on until we had gone through the Brenner Pass and we safely in Austria.

service area just in Austria
We headed straight for the campsite we stayed on exactly 2 weeks ago, in Imst.
A quick shop in Aldi (Hofer, as they call it here).  Sunday, the Hofer will be shut all day.  No point leaving it till the morning, therefore.
300 plus miles done today, - plus looking for a 12 volt cooler box lead in Decathlon, Bologna without success!
Exhausted!

Friday, 12 April 2019

And so, to Bologna

Following our lovely day at Vinci, we needed a campsite.  We found one just a few kilometres away, in a small village north of Vinci called Lamporecchio.  Again, it was up, and up, and up, into the hills.  And once at the campsite, it was then up, and up, and up to pitch No 62, with commanding views over the countryside.
Lovely views

Lovely people there.  Very helpful.
We woke up in the morning and found the the 12 volt plug for our cooler box had stopped working.  But not to worry, as Timmy carries a spare one after having the same issue some time ago.  But,...  the spare one had died the death too.
A short bit of substitution and a test with my multimeter, and the diagnosis was a faulty plug end at the cooler box.  There was nothing for it but to see if we could find a replacement.
The campsite office gave us the name of a place in the nearest town, and so we put the address into Google maps, and headed off there.  It was on a small trading estate and we couldn't for the life of us see which unit it was.  The adjacent garage helped us, once we had shown him the name of the firm concerned.  We knocked on the door, and small Italian came.   We gesticulated to him what was needed.  He had a look inside our van, at the broken lead, at the cooler box, at me, at Ruth, and at his dog (who was faithfully at his side).
He wanted to chop up my 12v lead, and patch it to a mains lead, to make a hash up.  Well, now.  I could have done that, easily enough.  So I told him that I was an electrician.  He understood and beamed at me, and backed off.  I said it was "no problemio" in my best Italian, and we left.
We pulled in to a McDonalds and in the car park, I got my tools out, some insulating material, and made up a temporary lead.  It will do until I get home and find a new lead on Ebay, or Amazon.
Making a temporary repair to a 12v lead

The journey from there was simply stunning and we weaved our way through some wonderful hairpin bends, where the road drops off away from you!  I deliberately took a route that was off the main roads.  I wanted scenic, country routes.
Boy, did we find some!
Some of the hairpins had roadworks on them, and the only thing to guide you was a series of minuscule traffic cone things that looked like they were from a Lego or Playmobil set.
miniscule traffic cones

But we needed a campsite.  The only one we could see was called Panoramo Camping, or something. We called but there was only an answer machine.
As there were no other sites nearby, we felt that there was no option but to head off to find this site.
It was a bit off route, but seemed worth the extra travel.
The route took us again, up and up and up, until we were on a stoney, gravel track.  When we got there, there was an iron gate across the road and it was obviously NOT a campsite.
a gate barred our way!

We sat there to ponder our options.
Just then a car pulled up, a lady got out and opened up the gate, and drove through.  When she came back to shut the gate, I asked her "Campeggio?"  "Camping platz?"
She launched into Italian, and I was pretty sure that she was saying that it was her home and that there was no camping there.  A bony finger pointed down the valley, at some distant point, as she began to talk louder and louder Italian at me!
We got the message and left.

A bit later on we discovered a campsite in Bologna, (famous for people thinking of spaghetti bolognaise).  A quick call, and we were booked in.  The drive was a bit further than we wished.  But we were really glad to find a campsite for the night.